Reader's Discretion is Advised.

There is no denying that we will always have to deal with throwing up at some point in all of our lives, so why not make it as pleasant as possible?
"How pretell, do I make something as horrid as vomiting pleasant?"

..you can't.

HOWEVER, you can make it LESS unpleasant, and thanks to my personal experiences and knowledge about stuff, I can tell you how!

When I am sick, I am constantly on my iphone, researching random stuff, usually health related.  One night, I decided to look up "How to make vomiting less unpleasant" and everywhere I looked, nothing was of any help. Everything just said "It's not possible. Vomiting has always been, and will always be a terrible experience." (unless you have some weird vomiting fetish in which case I am concerned for your sanity.)  HOWEVER, In recent events, I had a bout of poisoning, and I was sick, but y'know what?  It was more pleasant than most times I am sick.

ADVICE NUMBER ONE::

If you think you're going to be sick, STOP EATING FOR GODS SAKE.  If you feel like you might be sick in the near future, start gulping down the water, for everything you do, DRINK ALL THE MOTHER F&*@!NG WATER.  I knew I had been poisoned, so I just started drinking as much water as I could.  When I was sick, it was mostly water in my stomach, so being sick wasn't as bad as it usually is.  HOWEVER, I had also had many oranges that day, so it was very acidic, and it hurt.  Main point here, drink as much water as you can.

ADVICE NUMBER TWO::
As stated above, keep away from any citrus things.  This will make being sick very painful and extra acidic.  It will burn your throat and just be unpleasant.

ADVICE NUMBER THREE::
After each bout of being sick, LAY THE FUCK DOWN and try to go to sleep.  Your body is tired, and although your head is spinning, you can try to sleep away the nausea between sickness bouts.  This will make your experience go by WAY faster and your body will heal at a more rapid rate thanks to those few etra hours of sleep.

ADVICE NUMBER FOUR::
I haven't tried this one out, but If you think you might get sick, and you're for some reason hungry, eat bland foods with not much taste such as saltine crackers or bread.  This way, when/if you get sick, it won't be that disgusting "WTF THIS IS EVERY FLAVOUR OF EVERYTHING I ATE AT ONCE AND IT'S TERRIBLE".  Instead, It will probably be like "Wtf, am I vomiting paper? I taste nothing. ...This is good."
Again, I haven't tried that one, it's purely experimental, but... It seems legit.  I've thought about it a lot.


SOAP.  That's all I have for you.  If you are planning (don't plan to please) on getting sick, try these tidbits and it might make the experience better for you.

Also, again, I was poisoned, so maybe the nausea and whatnot that I felt was something completely different from food poisoning, or the flu.  I'm just speaking on what i know from that.
...Couldn't hurt anyway, right?  I can't really make vomiting worse.

Sorry if any of this offended anyone
And if it grossed you out, it's your fault. The title and my warning at the top should have kept you away.  I regret nothing.